Chad Manning Un-Retires, Literally Tens Excited

It turns out that Chad Manning will NOT abandon his career as a gay adult performer on April 25th as promised announced earlier this week.

Howard Andrew, owner of Fabscout Entertainment and Chad's agent, told GayVN Thursday that "Chad had an unpleasant interaction with someone and made a rash decision. He was angry, and he posted an announcement to his blog, but then he changed his mind and took it down." 

Right, or was it after he quit that he then found out what life outside the bubble was like? 

He's having a really good time in the industry right now, " Andrew continued "As a matter of fact, he's really excited about his new movie he's shooting for Steve Cruz. He said it's the best movie he's ever made, and more than that, the best crew he's ever worked with."

Be careful guys, if we learned anything from Christian Bale, "actors" can snap at any moment and you could end up with bruises on your face, or worse, being called a worthless piece of crap by a sub-par actor.

More Dumb Porn Starts Turned Criminals

Remember my earlier post of gay porn star-turned attempted hit-man for hire? Well, apparently 25-year-old porn twins Teyon and Keyon (Teleon and Keyontyli Goffney in real life) thought it would be fun to commit a few robberies in the PA, NJ and DE area. As many as 40 of them to be exact.

The twins, who have been seen on such high-brow sites as BlackMen.net, EbonyD and Flavaworks, were jailed February 19th after allegedly burglarizing a Rite Aid Pharmacy. 

Authorities said an alarm notified them about the Rite Aid break-in. After cutting through the roof of the building using a hand saw and an axe and taking cigarettes, condoms and about $2,000 in cash, the Goffney brothers allegedly broke into a Wings 'N More store (insert joke here) next door before police arrived. Keyontyli Goffney was arrested at the scene; Taleon Goffney was apprehended later, according to authorities.

Online court records indicate Keyontyli Goffney may be free on a $75,000 bond. Taleon Goffney, on the other hand, remains jailed pending $150,000 bail, according to the Daily News.

When will porn stars start up with Hollywood's normal vices, like drug addiction and bulemia?

Images Copyright and courtesy BlackMen.net

Lucas to Enlighten Students at Stamford, Gives Advice on Faking One's Death, Best Brand of Collagen

Students at Stamford University get "A Night With Michael Lucas"... not THAT kind of night. Instead, Lucas has been invited to speak to students this Valentine's Day. 

We're told the talk, to be held at Stamford's Palo Alto, CA campus, will include a lecture by Lucas and a question-and-answer session. Admission is free and will be on a, get ready, first-come, first-served basis (ba dah duh). 

Lucas has lectured at a number of other universities, such as Yale, NYU and Rutgers and they all included a wide range of subjects from the adult industry, safe sex, relationships and yes, even Israel. We're told this will also be the case at Stamford.

Seriously?

"I appreciate that I am not limited to speak just about pornography when invited to Stanford or other universities," Lucas said. "Porn is my main job, but there are other fields in which I became expert and feel confident and comfortable talking about."

But Israel? C'mon, how are you going to take serious anything that comes out of the mouth of someone who faked his own death for publicity? Stamford is recognized as one of the world's foremost research and teaching institutions. Maybe they'll be able to see directly through the collagen bull. 

Or maybe not, it looks like Stamford is caving to the brainwashing charisma of Lucas. "The ASSU Speakers Bureau is thrilled to welcome Michael Lucas to Stanford University," said T. Patrick Cordova, spokesperson for the group. "We are excited to bring together Stanford's commitment to academic excellence with Mr. Lucas' cultural and social perspective."

'Cultural and social perspective', huh?

Images copyright and courtesy of Lucas Entertainment.

Porn Star Turned Hitman... Don't Quit Your Day Job

Well no one said porn stars were smart, in fact, I'll be the first to tell you that some of us can be downright idiots. This proves valid with one Nickolay Petrov who was accused of attempted murder for hire.

Apparently Armenian-born Edmon Vardanyan, A.K.A Nickolay Petrov was booked about a month ago (Jan 8th) on charges of "traveling in interstate commerce with the intent to kill" according to the feds. The documents seem to show Petrov, 23, was accused of attacking Grigori and Galina Komissarchuk, both of whom are in their 60's, at their homes in Brooklyn and Sarasota, FL.

Both victims suffered skull fractures and other injuries in not one, not two, but FOUR separate attacks carried out Tool-time style with a hammer.

Don't quit your day job.

The first attack was on 24 September, 2004 with the most recent happening on 30 April, 2007. Apparently both victims identified Petrov as their attacker. Uh, its called a ski mask.

Petrov told federal investigators he was offered $20,000 to kill the couple because they refused to pay a debt. He received between $800 and $1,000 for the job because "he didn't do the job correctly," according to the criminal complaint.

Today's lesson: Mafia > Porn Stars @ Whacking