More Dumb Porn Starts Turned Criminals

Remember my earlier post of gay porn star-turned attempted hit-man for hire? Well, apparently 25-year-old porn twins Teyon and Keyon (Teleon and Keyontyli Goffney in real life) thought it would be fun to commit a few robberies in the PA, NJ and DE area. As many as 40 of them to be exact.

The twins, who have been seen on such high-brow sites as BlackMen.net, EbonyD and Flavaworks, were jailed February 19th after allegedly burglarizing a Rite Aid Pharmacy. 

Authorities said an alarm notified them about the Rite Aid break-in. After cutting through the roof of the building using a hand saw and an axe and taking cigarettes, condoms and about $2,000 in cash, the Goffney brothers allegedly broke into a Wings 'N More store (insert joke here) next door before police arrived. Keyontyli Goffney was arrested at the scene; Taleon Goffney was apprehended later, according to authorities.

Online court records indicate Keyontyli Goffney may be free on a $75,000 bond. Taleon Goffney, on the other hand, remains jailed pending $150,000 bail, according to the Daily News.

When will porn stars start up with Hollywood's normal vices, like drug addiction and bulemia?

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Porn Star Turned Hitman... Don't Quit Your Day Job

Well no one said porn stars were smart, in fact, I'll be the first to tell you that some of us can be downright idiots. This proves valid with one Nickolay Petrov who was accused of attempted murder for hire.

Apparently Armenian-born Edmon Vardanyan, A.K.A Nickolay Petrov was booked about a month ago (Jan 8th) on charges of "traveling in interstate commerce with the intent to kill" according to the feds. The documents seem to show Petrov, 23, was accused of attacking Grigori and Galina Komissarchuk, both of whom are in their 60's, at their homes in Brooklyn and Sarasota, FL.

Both victims suffered skull fractures and other injuries in not one, not two, but FOUR separate attacks carried out Tool-time style with a hammer.

Don't quit your day job.

The first attack was on 24 September, 2004 with the most recent happening on 30 April, 2007. Apparently both victims identified Petrov as their attacker. Uh, its called a ski mask.

Petrov told federal investigators he was offered $20,000 to kill the couple because they refused to pay a debt. He received between $800 and $1,000 for the job because "he didn't do the job correctly," according to the criminal complaint.

Today's lesson: Mafia > Porn Stars @ Whacking