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Monday, March 22, 2010

Smell that?! It Smells Like Dirty, Dirty Butt Sex...


Ah, springtime in Chicago, there's nothing like it! The air gets warmer and the smell of freshly polished leather and lube fills the air!

The season of porn is among us as we draw closer to the 2010 IML and Grabbys. Soon, porn stars from all over the world will converge on my little town to strut their stuff and pat themselves on the back for another year of "hard" work sucking dick and plowing ass.

In celebration of the season that is upon us, the writing staff here at Cortezified (consisting of myself and my two Beagle pups Lucky and Baloo) will be taking a look at the nominees in each category and presenting our best guesses as to who will win and why.

Oh, and we're re-launching this blog at the same time since I'm getting laid off and need something to do to pass the time I should be looking for a job with.

Check back tomorrow for the first two categories; "Best Leather Movie" and commonly misspelled (at least at the Grabbys) "Best Videography"