Randy Blue Dictates My Schedule For the Next Few Months

Lucas Vick
Brent Diggs 
Kyle Hennesey
Xander Scott

I've already cleared out my entire calendar in anticipation of the 2nd Annual Boys of Blue Tour, which takes off here shortly. The studs that make this year's line-up include exclusives Chris Rockway, Reese Rideout, Xander Scott, Kenny Cross, Brent Diggs, James Hawk, Kyle Hennesey and Lucas Vick.

The tour will be taking these studs and more to towns across America, no doubt leaving many a wet dream behind. I, for one, can't wait for them to grace South Florida. 

The boys are being managed by JABB, same people bringing you the On Fire! tour. 

Don't forget to check out my future ex-husband (one can dream) Chris Rockway on the cover of this month's DNA Magazine.

Images copyright and courtesy Randy Blue

RandallRivero Can't Hold It Much Longer, Cums March 10th

If you're like me, you're waiting patiently for the launch of RandallRivero.com. Well, due to unforeseen circumstances, they have officially pushed back the launch of their much anticipated website to March 10th. Don't worry though, cuz they've got you covered with a way to feed your addiction to MySpace, and a way to win stuff.

Here's what the press release says:

"Do you like porn, clothing with logos, and lots and lots of MySpace friends? So do we! That's why Randall/Rivero is cumming to you with this special MySpace Sweepstakes!Add Derek Rivero and Randall/Rivero as a friend and get a free chance to win an autographed DVD featuring me and Derek, a T-shirt with the Randall/Rivero logo, and a place on our top friends.The next 1000 people to add Derek Rivero and Randall/Rivero as a friend on MySpace will be entered into two drawings to determine who wins!"

If you listen close enough, you can just hear the scurry of computer mice and the soft pitter-patter from feverish keying of the keyboards. Hurry up for your chance to win. Or, if you're like me, you can just keep refreshing your browser on RandallRivero.com over and over again, hoping for an early unveil.

See? I'm a Trendsetter, MTV Gets on Pornumentary Bandwagon

Just a few months after being signed as an exclusive to Jet Set, Aaron James will appear on an MTV True Life episode entitled "I Work In The Sex Industry".

The documentary, or as I like to call it "Pornumentary", will focus on James and two other youngin's who work in the adult industry (duh). The episode will begin airing tonight (wednesday) at 11pm ET and will be beaten with a stick rebroadcast in true MTV style throughout March.

A crew from the popular(?) MTV show followed James around for several months as he jet-setted (see the pun?) across the US. I'm told the episode will include footage of the filming of Jet Set Men's "On Fire!" as well as footage from his upcoming starring role in "Hollywood Sex Club" and from the Jet Set Men booth at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. 

What I can't wait for is the frank discussions with James' family members who were unaware of James' endeavors into the porn world before the pornumentary was shot. 

I've got to trademark that.

Images copyright and courtesy Jet Set Men.

More Dumb Porn Starts Turned Criminals

Remember my earlier post of gay porn star-turned attempted hit-man for hire? Well, apparently 25-year-old porn twins Teyon and Keyon (Teleon and Keyontyli Goffney in real life) thought it would be fun to commit a few robberies in the PA, NJ and DE area. As many as 40 of them to be exact.

The twins, who have been seen on such high-brow sites as BlackMen.net, EbonyD and Flavaworks, were jailed February 19th after allegedly burglarizing a Rite Aid Pharmacy. 

Authorities said an alarm notified them about the Rite Aid break-in. After cutting through the roof of the building using a hand saw and an axe and taking cigarettes, condoms and about $2,000 in cash, the Goffney brothers allegedly broke into a Wings 'N More store (insert joke here) next door before police arrived. Keyontyli Goffney was arrested at the scene; Taleon Goffney was apprehended later, according to authorities.

Online court records indicate Keyontyli Goffney may be free on a $75,000 bond. Taleon Goffney, on the other hand, remains jailed pending $150,000 bail, according to the Daily News.

When will porn stars start up with Hollywood's normal vices, like drug addiction and bulemia?

Images Copyright and courtesy BlackMen.net

Cocky Boys Adds More, Well... Guess

Cocky Boys announced today that they have signed rebel-boy and all-around stud Guy Parker to an exclusive contract. 

Factoid: Guy Parker is Jessie Santana's (who's also on the CB's roster) real-life boyfriend. Damn.

"Guy is an amazing performer," said owner Kyle Majors. "He has been working with me for a while now. Today we're just making it official. And we're going to continue in our search to bring our members the best. It's a never-ending search, and I'm always up for that challenge."

This sexy, chiseled, spiky-haired, blue-eyed, dimpled chin god will have his first scene, which will also include his boyfriend, posted on the site April 17th. 

Do I really have to wait that long? Oh, well... I guess I can just stare over and over again at the picture above till then...

Image Copyright and courtesy Cocky Boys.

I'm Baaaaaaack!

Well its been a while since I've been updating the blog here and I'd like to take an opportunity to thank everyone for the well wishes the past couple weeks. 

My family business is finally out of the way and my computer is fixed (thank you Apple), so its time to get back in the swing of things. Here's what you can expect for the rest of the week on top of the usual porn news;

-TWO movie reviews on Thursday

-A new segment each week (starting Friday) of my top favorite porn

-Maybe some interviews thrown in there if things decide to work out

Stay tuned, let's get this blog back in the swing of things (yes, I know I said that earlier in the post, I just can't think of anything else)

Image Copyright and courtesy YOUR MOM'S BOX

HOTTIE ALERT: Tuesday, February 26th

Well, I've found my future ex-husband tonight... and it just so happens that he's gracing the cover of one of my new favorite magazines...

He's Falcon Exclusive TJ Hawke (his latest vid "Rough Play" is hot as hell), and he's on the cover of the gay college/twink inspired Freshman Magazine. I personally have two copies, one of which 93.7% of the pages already stick together and the other which I'm 

framing saving for future enjoyment.

You can pick up your very own copy of this hot-as-hell issue of Freshman Magazine at your local smut magazine store.

Image Copyright and courtesy Freshman Magazine

Marcel Bruckmann Re-signs with X-Y,Yeah... I Said The Same Thing

In case you really care about contracts and financials in the porn world, I just found some, uh, good news...

Marcel Bruckmann just signed a four-picture deal, again, with X-Y Studios. "I am glad to be signing this contract with XY-Studios," Bruckmann said. "I am glad to work all these years for and together with XY-Studios. Together with them I have made already so many top hit movies. I am content about the possibility to do movies with XY-Studios and realize all these ideas I have in my mind.

Um, cool. Best of all, this was a birthday present for the cute young star. Congrats. 

Geeze, if you cut out all the butt-sex, sodomy and bad acting, this would sound like a legit Hollywood deal. Huh.

Image Copyright and courtesy X-Y-Studios

Village Lighthouse DVD Releases Pornumentary...Yes, I Just Made Up a Word.

So if you've ever wanted to know what grueling work goes into the making of a man-meat calendar, look no further than Knockout! the DVD from Village Lighthouse "candidly follows Oppedisano from the locker room to the ring with seven alpha-male, no-holds-barred fighters.", or so says the press-release.

Oppedisano is known for his aggressive, masculine style of photography, which has resonated with fans of Tom of Finland and COLT. And I must say, this video featuring the male energy of seven brawlers set to music compiled by Bill Coleman, owner and founder of the Peace Bisquit music label really feeds my need to know the inner-workings of a macho-man calendar.

Right.

Stay Tuned Kiddos, We'll be Back Monday

I love it when things refuse to remain dead. Family emergency guys
(and gals) I'll be back in town Monday with a ton of new posts
including my first THREE reviews and even more of that filthy news.

See ya then!

Posted remotely via my iPhone.